CAPTAIN U-TURN OFFICIAL SITE!
Crash landing achieved. You’re in Captain U-Turn territory now.
Meet British PM, Rodney Stammer - the weakest, most pathetic excuse of a superhero to ever step foot in 10 Brownring Street. A coward like this should never be trusted with power… ever.
Britain is doomed!!!
Expect politics turned supernatural, satire turned savage, and calamitous caped chaos.
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Blog
BREAKING: Captain U-Turn’s Blog Has Been Seized by the Ministry of Misinformation & Speech Control
Citizens, remain calm. In a heroic act of digital liberation, Prime Minister Rodney Stammer and his loyal commie hacker friends have secured this blog for the Office of Mandatory Smiles & Word Regulation.
From this moment on, all blog updates will be official government communications, carefully approved, censored, redacted, rewritten, and occasionally spell-checked by the Ministry itself. Expect regular bulletins straight from the corridors of chaos — because why should the truth get in the way of a good headline?
Failure to consult captainuturn.com/blog is punishable by summary vaporization.
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Comics
Feeling crushed by tyranny? Need a break from the apocalypse? Perfect timing!
Every episode of Captain U-Turn is free to read here. Download them, hoard them, wallpaper your downstairs bog with them, there are no rules… unless you’re part of the majority.
Then there are so many rules.
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Chaos
Across the pond, President Ronald F. Gump has built a wall - good for him. Our wall of chaos is under construction too, but let’s just say the planning permission came from a very shady committee. Explanation coming soon. Maybe.
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Merch
Check out the Captain U-Turn merch store. Grab yourself a Stammer T-shirt, a U-Turn mug, or browse like you’re gonna rob us. It’s fine… This is modern Britain, it's tolerated now!
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